When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days